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Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
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natural bum line

The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.
Check it out, in this un-airbrushed pic you can totally see her natural bum line
by Miguel Leonidas December 10, 2016
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20 Dollar Bum

A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...
When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,

Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..

Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
by HaloTheHalo August 29, 2021
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lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.
"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"
by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017
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Hot cross bum

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.
Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?
by Nicearse July 7, 2016
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Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids
by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022
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The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010
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