Magazine dreams

To chase a prosperous life knowing the hard battles that come along with it

Where’s Daniel?

He’s probably somewhere getting rich and stacking money you know he got “magazine dreams”.

by Mmmmmmmoneymmmmmmmmmoves June 3, 2025

hoop dreams

having hoop dreams before you found out there were other ways to score, and if she wants to be ur bitch she has to be obedient, she can NOT be a whore!

i used to have hoop dreams before i found out there were other ways to score

by nothoopdreams June 10, 2025

whipped dream

when you 69 with your s/o but you have whipped cream on both parts, adding flavor and excitement.

Bro 1: bro me and the new girl had a whipped dream last night
Bro 2: I bet the taste and creaminess was immaculate
Bro 1: yup

by candymonium210 April 2, 2024

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

whipped dream

when you and your girl doing 69 and you put whipped cream on both of yall parts

Person 1: me and the new girl had a whipped dream last night
Person 2: sickkk

by candymonium210 April 6, 2024

Dream blond

the perfect guy for any girl.

oh wow there's a dream blond!!

by TheCaringFriendAndSister! April 8, 2024

Urinal Dream

A dream that most guys have in common where one goes to use a urinal, ends up missing themselves. The dreamer typically wakes up having wet the bed

"Bro, I had the urinal dream last night"

by Little_Sprigles April 12, 2024