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Ur mom

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute
by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021
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Ur Mom

Probably the best thing to say when someone says... whatever they say. Look, I use it all the time, but I don't really know what it means. I'm just using my best definition.
What the person says: So many people make ur mom jokes
Comeback: Yeah, people like ur mom.

What the person says: I slept in my new bed.
Comeback: I slept on ur mom
by KoRnbandfan November 3, 2022
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ur mom gay

a godly insult, that is undeniable but it is able to be deflected by the deity, uno reverse card.
josh "ur mom gay ahhahhaahaahaaa"
sean "*pulls out uno reverse card*"
josh "oh shi- *dies*"
by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022
mugGet the ur mom gaymug.

ur such a grrr

Usually used towards incredibly short brown girls who have anger issues
Do you see that darkskin dora the explorer she is such a grrr
Ur such a grrr
by Jenius_ October 20, 2022
mugGet the ur such a grrrmug.

ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
mugGet the ur not joe bidenmug.

ur mom

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT
by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
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