Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks

What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter

by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019

TURD

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET

by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019

turd

turd

you,as in you are a turd

by u ham December 29, 2019

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol

You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Trident

A seafork most commonly used to stab people.

No you retard you can't use a trident to eat your dinner.

by Aeugh May 29, 2020