Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

Turtleflexing

When someone flexes their bulging muscles and it causes their neck to sink inside of their torso.

He was turtleflexing so hard that his chin disappeared!

by Wizardrous Writer January 3, 2025

Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

by AND YOU! January 14, 2025

Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.

I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl

by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026

Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)

Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."

by jew_bastard January 20, 2026

Turtle

Slang name for weed coined by E-40.

I call weed turtle cause it's green and makes you move slow.

by anonymous March 3, 2026