Fiji syndrome

When you’re addicted to drinking only Fiji water.

Matt-hey dude can I borrow some money?
Brian-if it’s for your Fiji syndrome hell no.

by Kaylace July 20, 2019

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

Thotholm Syndrome

The inexplicable need of a weak-willed and submissive individual or individuals to defend or support persons of ill repute on social media financially. This is done exclusively in the hopes that a romantic liaison or relationship will develop with the object of desire that never actually materializes.

Man, Jeff borrowed money from me for his rent for the third time this year. He's been giving his money to that IG model for a year and a half now to help support their career. He's got straight up Thotholm Syndrome.

by E_jeck February 4, 2023

rage syndrome

A weak guy that doesn't make much money and isn't good at xbox

Rage syndrome is weak

by Sparky9518 April 23, 2017

Comedian syndrome

Comedian syndrome is a type of syndrome were a person could not live their life without being funny. The only way the person with the syndrome could live is by being funny. That’s the only way.

Julian: Why did you do that?🤦🏽 ♂️

Joey: I have to be funnyyyyyyyy!

Keyanuu: this nigga def has comedian syndrome.

by The Myron April 9, 2020

Kylie Syndrome

A rare medical condition that one can catch if caught not wearing a mask in public. Also can be caught by being named Kylie. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; aggressive yelling, random noises, aggressive "throwing it back," and having a gay cat named Tyler.

*In the freezer, yelling*
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.

by WeeWorm_ October 23, 2020

Leather Syndrome

Aka Monkey Pox

I must have picked up Leather Syndrome at the bdsm rave in Europe

by The Ruffio August 22, 2022