To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.

Tom is amazing in every way possible

by betsylou January 13, 2021

tom lunn

runs stanley road

he is tom lunn yeno

by heskyshungryy July 8, 2021

Tom

Tom is my ex-bf, but he’d been a fantastic supporter ever. He’s handsome, caring, and sentimental. Ofc everyone’d love your bf or gf put you in their priority, right? But definitely not for me. Because of born to be so solid and rigid, I could not get used to it, so our relationship came to an end. However, it was the splendid relationship I've ever had with Tom. Tom- the boy who deserves any better than that. Sending to always-be my dearest, I'm sorry for everything that happened, and I also didn't regret giving you my love. So I hope to see you very soon when time flies, everything seems to be back to order. We will have a chit chat again like we used to maybe if you like it or not, but I'm sure I had a massive of things to tell you. Love you, take care, Tom! te amo mucho

sending my apologize to Tom

by imyourbooandyoullbeminetoomoa November 23, 2021

Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017

tom

tom is a top g he has fluffy mullet and he love shirtless men he sweats at afl he especially loves mr linsell

tom has a big dick

by bigballs74 August 25, 2022

Tom

A boy who likes to play soccer. Smart, (wears braces), and can be annoying. He can act like a smartass but is a great person.

-Smart
-Annoying
-Weird

An odd one that he is.

"I know you want it."-quoted from Tom

"What is he doing?"-sassy blonde

"Oh him? That's a Tom right there."

by RandomnessX379 December 5, 2016