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Jake of Nazareth |1:46|

Cool Myspace dude with gigantic 10" cock. Straight as an arrow and ready to rock.
Jake of Nazareth |1:46|: http://www.myspace.com/bigpentagram
by SettingTheRecordStraight January 23, 2009
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back to square 1

you start the first high of many to go
kid wakes up with friend starts smoking...

kid1:damnnn im fuckin blown

kid2:ahhh mee too..back to square 1!
by killac_23 March 16, 2009
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1 hit K.O.

A 1-hitter bowl of weed, generally smoked close to the end of a smoking sesh, used to get a person exactly where they want to be.
Me: Yo man pack me a 1 hit K.O., lets finish this off
You: yeah man.
by MonsterHit December 17, 2009
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2 girls 1 cup

something i wank over alot
something you should start wanking over
i was watching 2 girls 1 cup yesterday and i had a wank, it was yum
by ERIC THE ARDVARK January 23, 2009
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CVS 1 hour photo

A place where you should never take you film to be processed.

The author, being the employee responsible for making calls to customers whose film has been pwned, knows.
Yo dawg, I took dat philm to dees CVS 1 hour photo, and them foto machine-ez ate-ed my film - twice! I got dat sick philm back in a baggied yo, but it be cool 'cause the brother gave me a nu roll of dat schweet CVS brand philm.
by Phasmatis Nox October 30, 2004
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The Old 1-2

"I'd like to give her the old 1-2."

"What's the Old 1-2?"

"Butt to mouth. I'd butt her to mouth any day."
by Catfish96763737 October 6, 2011
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1-20 Scale

0-if you think the person is so UGLY that you just can't give them a 1.

1-Monster, can't bare to look at them.

2-Hideous, 18 more points to go but will never reach it.

3-Ugly, Monstrous, someone you would never ever go out with.

4-UGLY

5-Nothing good about their face but not completly hideous.

6-You just find them unattractive.

7-Ugly but suprisingly face doesn't hurt your eyes.

8-You wouldn't look twice.

9-Almost average just need to fix.

10-Completly average, not a SEXY BEAST but not a MONSTER.

11-Slightly unattractive but not a lot. Someone you wouldn't call ugly but not call HOT.

12-Cute but doesn't make you sexually driven.

13-Cute

14-Just cute, leave it like that.

15-Gorgeous but not someone that drives you sexually, just gorgeous referring to the face. 5 more points to go to make you horny.

16-Pretty, decent to look at, doesn't hurt your eyes, do-able.

17-Pretty hot

18-Good looking, some complaints, but not a lot.

19-H-O-T

20-A walking god or goddess. Doesn't exist but the closest you could get is 19.9.
Actually Happened
Me:On a scale of 1-20 what do you rate me?
Guy (I'm not saying name)-(Making up mind)I give you a 15.
Me:I love the 1-20 scale.
by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
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