minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

Superman Jap Slap

Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).

Dude, that student just got Superman Jap Slapped by his teacher!

by Mr. Beef Wellington January 24, 2019

Kentucky Cock Slap

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand

Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin

by freztubegod September 18, 2017

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.

"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"

by xX_MICK_E_ MOUsE_Xx October 21, 2019

Monkey Slap

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.

"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"

by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."

Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

by Shleeee January 1, 2019