Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

Purple grape

The guy who wiped out half the universe with six shiny rocks and a big chin

"I chopped off that purple grapes head with an axe"

by Scooby doo fan September 3, 2023

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023

purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.

Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.

by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023

Purple Broccoli

butt stuff in an alley way with your boys

Lets purple broccoli that alley

by ryskit September 19, 2023

Purple Puppies

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.

He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.

by LostMC4life September 24, 2023