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LAN Party

A coagulation of the worlds young to middle-aged virgins into one, testosterone free room. These individuals are usually male, but have many alias' via the internet. They live their life mostly on-line and restrict their social agenda to Lan party's and the occasional ultimate frisbee game. These LAN goers know their way around a computer, but not the elusive "vagina". You see them on the streets, wearing finger-less gloves,tank goggles, and the clever comment tee. If you hear a song that you think couldnt possibly be liked by anyone, there is probably a LAN man around.
Josh: so what are ya'll doing this weekend?

X: i'm going hunting

Ian: *turns down Indie music...i'm going to a LAN party... *turns Indie music back up and slides on tank goggles
by joshuascott January 20, 2009
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Party Dots

Party Dots are a gang who deals with bullying and physical abuse. If you are a member of the Part Dots your job normally is to find bullies and proof they are bullying, whether that be in middle or high school, college, and/or the work environment, and beat the living shit out of them.
Man, I was getting harassed like hell until I told my friend, who's a member of the Party Dots.
by NozPox December 9, 2017
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party doll

young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.

a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.

party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
jane will want to go, shes' a true party doll!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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Real Party

A party in which there are three basic elements: A lack of parents, an overflowing of alcoholic beverages, and a house-full of horny 14-18 year olds.
Golly Joe, that sure was a real party!
by Beeftown January 2, 2011
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Apple Party

Where a girl or girls, shouve Apples up their pussies!
Kim had an Apple party with her friends last night, man I wish I was there.
by JBiebzlover1 April 26, 2011
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Party name

The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."
(Day After Party)

Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!

Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here

Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.
by FuctButSects October 1, 2010
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Beef Party

A swinger party. Often disguised as an invite to a dinner with friends to sample beef from a slaughterhouse.
Hey, I have a great connection to a slaughterhouse. Would you all like to come over for a beef party?
by beef48 July 3, 2010
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