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trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.
i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.
by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011
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Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
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dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.
The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.
by Doggie walker August 19, 2022
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Sex in The Trailer Park

An alcoholic beverage, very similar to a sex on the beach but it is made with a tall can of Pabst Blue Ribbon with ketchup and crushed suboxone as a rim finish.

Commonly consumed in West Virgina, Southwest Virginia, and Eastern Kentucky
Bro i just butt chugged a whole “Sex in The Trailer Park!”
by nwordwoman April 10, 2022
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miller park south

The place where the Brewers beat the cubs in game 163.

Around 50% of fans were for Milwaukee, there were more Brewers chants than Cubs chants.
The cubs blew it again, against the Brewers this time at Miller park south.
by KIV-YS October 2, 2018
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braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.
I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.
by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010
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Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.
I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher
by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022
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