Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 12, 2019

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 21, 2020

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn January 04, 2021

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn November 05, 2020

Dad

A man who is in your life then 9 time out of 10 leaves "for the milk"

Mum where is my dad

Getting the milk

by CheezRitz October 19, 2020