night park ranger

a homosexual man. uphill gardner butt pirate, turd burglar

He is a night park ranger

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009

Tuesday Night Dinner Special

a six pack of beer and a blowjob

"What took Mark so long to get out of work?"

"He had the tuesday night dinner special."

by Melonie Billy October 2, 2008

He Who Rules the Night

Loves Batman, sidekick to the more-well-known Dark Knight. He does not, however, wear those little green panties. And if he chooses to, we're ok with it.

HeWho, you da man!

by DK January 11, 2004

wearing your sunglasses at night

Refers to anyone (preferabely males) who are of a shady disposition.

Did you hear what Andy did in her car last night?! Dude where's his sunglasses at night...

by Megan January 23, 2005

Small Town Saturday Night

An extended trip to the bathroom for the purpose of defecation - i.e. taking a dump.

It's time for a small town saturday night. I'm gonna howl at the moon and shoot out the light.

by jolio February 28, 2008

One Night Hand

Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.

Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!

by Rroarr January 10, 2010