November 2 

the day u get to slap a tall friend of yours, only if you are shorter than them

J: what day is it?

E: November 2nd :)

J: oh f-

November 2 by A_a_a830 October 26, 2019

November 2 

All short people gang up on your tallest friend, either do a dog pile or you get to SMACK them across the face

J: What day is it D

D: It’s November 2😱

J: Do you know what that means!!

November 2 by November 2nd October 29, 2019

november 1st 

national give a boy your scrunchie day

girl : hey, did u give ur crush ur scrunchie ??
girl 2 : no, why?
girl : ITS NOVEMBER 1ST AKA NATIONAL GIVE A BOY UR SCRUNCHIE DAY !!

november 1st by aladdinsgf October 31, 2019

November 2 

It's fucking vigin awareness day, what the hell did you expect, national Kanye day?

Tommorow is November 2nd Charlie. It's National Virgin Awareness Day and it's our day!

November 2 by K-Dot. November 1, 2019

November 9

On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077

You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.

It is a dark time

This isn't good curse you goldfish
November 9 is bad

November 9 by No1shaager November 1, 2019

November 6 

a birthday of the best person alive asiya !

“wow it’s November 6th happy birthday asiya !”

November 6 by somebody ! November 1, 2019

November 2 

National Smack A Bitch Day!
Smack the bitchyest person you know.

When it's November 2nd you smack the bitchyest person ever

Person #1: "Aye Jonnayah!"*Smacks The Bitch*

Jonnayah: "What the fuck was that for?!"

Person #1: "It's National Smack A Bitch Day, geg over it."

November 2 by Suck.My.Invisibly.Long.Dick. November 1, 2019