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xd lawl ur so free

Careers is one of the best non hacking but hacking phone player to exist in the game called Critical Operations. xd lawl ur so free
random xd lawl ur so free
by Fortnitegod18237 June 7, 2021
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Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std
Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"

Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free
by Wiley j October 1, 2017
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Spotify free

I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music โค๏ธ (joking for legal reasons)
Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
โ€œAHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIPโ€
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"
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1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon weโ€™re you get one free nude to keep
i have a 1 free nude coupon
by Dhocuffkgj April 20, 2020
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free-timing

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
I'm anxious to see the things I'll do once I'm "free-timing".
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025
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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
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YBN FREE FREE

Ybn free free is a fan of ybn ,and love eating school lunch.
Hey ybn free free what you eating there?
by Cjsavage November 24, 2018
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