cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

Me monster

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike

Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

by aizaomi April 20, 2022

Sea monster

Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,

“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?

by TheRealPokerPig August 4, 2020

pp monster

a monstrous penis

pull out that pp monster

by anonymous July 24, 2023

Monster Bangerz

1.) n. - Bangerz of unprecedented size, not yet accepted by the masses due to a generalized fear of the unknown.
2.) n. -The result of conflicting emotions such as, disgust and intrigue.

"Wow bob, those guys had some monster bangerz, i'm still shakin..."
"...be advised, radio static the monster bangerz have been released, widespread panic and hysteria flood the streets..radio static proceed with caution."

by ricters August 3, 2018

monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012