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Joe the Plumber

actually, he is a real "plumber". apparently, he doesnt hav a license. Name: Joe Wurzelbacher of Lucas County, Ohio
he is mentioned over 20 times during, and after, the 3rd and last presidential debate betweeen Obama and McCain (who will win???^^)
PJ: did u watch d debate last nite?
Me: yeps!
funny huh? Joe the Plumber
PJ: huh?
Me: d dude from ohio dat won BIG last nite!!!
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Joe Cell 

An alternative Fuel source to oil etc.
It was invented by an Australian man called Joe X who now wants nothing to do with the technology, therefore it is now more appropriate to call it the Water Cell.

It works by running an electrical current through distilled water separated by a number of stainless steel rings, then after charging begins to emit a form of gas derived from zero-point energy, the gas was originally believed to be hydrogen but has since been proven incorrect as the water acts as a catalyst, thus to produce hydrogen it would use up the water.

The Joe Cell is being researched by organisations such as ByronNewEnergy.com and other individuals around the world.

Water is clean, natural, and the way of the future.
"Damn fuel is expensive thesedays!"
"Yeah man, thats true, but it don't effect me anymore, my car runs on water."
"Yeah straight up man, thats cool, how do you do that?"
"The Joe Cell"
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Go, you know, the thing is what Joe Biden said
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Americas biggest sex offender and pedophile around. Too many people voted for him, hell even dead people voted for him, and now the world is shit.
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The Socialist Commander in Thief.
"Champion of the Non Citizen"
Joe Biden by NeverComply February 25, 2021
The worst president to ever live. The man has problems and he is an imbecile. He is a racist and he doesn’t deserve to be president. He will make this country worse and he is going to destroy our nation. GET RID OF SLEEPY JOE
Did you see Joe Biden sleeping today while giving his speech?
Yeah and he was stuttering too
What an asshole
An Alzheimer's ridden piece of wrinkled shit who singlehandedly destroyed America by raising the prices of every goddamn thing in the country, making deals with communist china, and trying to get involved with the piece of shit country of Ukraine
Blue haired Betty: WAAAAAAH WAAAAH JOE BIDEN IZ TEH BEEST PERSIDENT EVRR WAAAAH WAAAAH LGBTQ WOMENS RIGHTS ABORTION!!!

Normal sane person: Beats the shit out of blue haired betty.