Josh

One of the funniest motherfuckers you’d ever meet. Weird as hell, but has a huge heart. You’ll never have a not fun/not awkward moment with a josh.

Non josh: “where’s josh?”
Josh worshiper: “probably running over Oprah in a friendly matter.”

by Dedhead98 July 10, 2019

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Josh

Josh is one of those dumbass boys who goes to a Jewish yeshiva. He thinks he is SO cool, but everyone knows he is really lame. He's decent looking. I think.

Tiffany: OMG!! Did you see that boy, Josh?
Natalie: OMG! You mean the fuckboi!?
Tiffany: OMG, yesssss

by MoonCloud November 7, 2019

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josh and saskia

the best couple ever , they will last forever and always have fun together. they love eachother very much <3

damnnnn did you see josh and saskia today? theyre the most perfect couple !!!

by urmoms<3 November 26, 2021

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Josh is a day one g - He knows exactly how to make me smile knows exactly what to do when im upset, he is the kindest most genuine person ive ever met in my life. He will always and will continue to be the loml

“Ive just met a JOSH”

“You are one lucky girl”

by ashlymarie August 24, 2022

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Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.

“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”

by Fella slime November 10, 2020

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