fat ass

a person that is lazy. sits on ass all-day

my mom is a fat ass.

by wywywywywywywyw January 21, 2020

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Tent Ass

After a long weekend of camping in the woods without showering. Which leads to a sweaty oily bunghole.

"Man I was camping In a tent all weekend, zero showers. I got some mean tent ass going on"

by M_King September 14, 2015

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can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

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Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

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A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

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