This is where you hit a crossroads (in the relationship/dating sense) and with a twisted sense of self and those around you, attempt to legitimise your actions for the sole enjoyment of your own distorted reality.
The crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. However, this person is not normal - lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
The crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. However, this person is not normal - lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
I know doing this would be wrong. But right now I really, really want to do it. It would be fun right now, and I can sort out all the shit it will cause later on. What a frenchie pickle I'm in!
by scorned_23 June 21, 2010
by Hehehehehhehehehe :0 February 05, 2022
Slang expression used on the islands in the Puget Sound West of Seattle. Describes a state of temporary dementia or delusion (often caused by chemical intoxication).
by Vashhole November 11, 2009
A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
by Lady Fairy April 27, 2016
by Tom ShitOnMaDick September 15, 2022
Suppose you want to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. In that case, you must follow these instructions: If you ever find yourself in the universe of Dora the Explorer, if you have a nickel in your pocket, go to any person named Nikhil, and give them said nickel. When this is done, Nikhil will smile and give you a thumbs-up. This is the sign every Nikhil will provide you with, and it means that you can start tickling his pickle. You get 10 minutes, and when the 10 minutes is up, you can either give Nikhil another nickel for more time or leave. If you do choose to leave, remember to thank Nikhil. Manners are key!
"I had a nickel in my pocket, so i just HAD to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. Who would pass up such a great deal?!"-Swiper
by monkeyischonkey October 25, 2024
by Caitie_Cat July 03, 2017