Golden

A way to say “painful sex”

I had golden with my girlfriend.
I had golden with my boyfriend.

by icl pmo sybau September 6, 2025

golden keg

a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....

hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!

by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010

golden waffel

WHen a girl says she is squirting but she is really peeing.

Your girlfriend totally did a golden waffel me last night!

by Joe low August 24, 2017

Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

Golden dog

Very shiny

Cute Golden dog

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 4, 2020

Golden Arm

The best Weldor to ever live. A master of molten metal. Recognizable by his starched and pressed Wrangler Pearl Snaps, and his pristine welds. The Weldor that puts all the others to shame. If he has to stamp a weld he stamps it A.B.T.

Hey Garret! I guess we better hang up our welding hoods and drag up…. Ol’ Golden Arm is here and he’s gonna put us to shame! He’ll be laying beads faster and prettier than New Orleans during Mardi Gras! Yeah he’s one slick hand!

by Metal Dr. December 12, 2025

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023