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Free will

No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
Hym "The no free will thing is religion. You're doing the same thing they are doing."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Cage-Free

A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.
Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Free pass

Something not everybody has had.
The outsider girl thought everything was to everybody what it was to her, a silly, pointless battle for supremacy where nothing was sacred but winning. She thought somebody else's ground to stand was hers to walk all over, because she had had a free pass to do so for so long.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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