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stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid
by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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donkey Tired

my daughter was donkey tired after staying out at the party last night
by anonymous March 7, 2024
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Donkey (Racing Game)

A Game where you have to avoid your car from crashing because of a donkey.
The IBM PC comes with Donkey (Racing Game).
by Darkbross November 9, 2022
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Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock
by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
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donkey

this is aperson who i s big as fuuck but a total pussy
Damn Jackidukes is a real donkey.
by The tANK November 3, 2014
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Reverse Cowgirl Donkey Fireman Throw

While a lady is receiving anal penetration in the reverse cowgirl position, the male pushes her upwards & off of his penis to ejaculate into the air.
Greg; I pulled off a "reverse cowgirl donkey fireman throw" last night!
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