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Treason day

The 4th of July when American's celebrate their ancestors betrayal of their rightful King because they didn't want to pay tax to fund the Royal Navy. They also celebrate having the world's largest military for which they pay large amounts of tax.
Tom celebrated Treason day even though in his heart he wished he could just ask the British to take back the USA.
by KarlWS November 15, 2016
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d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!
Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.


Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.
by Jordan January 6, 2004
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best day

when a guy or girl locks eyes with their lover, which results in an awesome, but indescribable feeling
I experience best days when I see my girlfriend.
by ali.j December 28, 2005
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snow day

person a -"Holy shit, look at all the snow outside. I'm not trekking to school through all that!"
person b -"Break out the bong, buddy, we're havin' a snow day!"
by circadian rythm March 5, 2008
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valentines day

a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.
valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.
by multipersonthought March 3, 2011
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Green Day

Green Day is a seriously kick ass band. No matter what anyone says, they aren't sellouts...and i seriously hope they never become sellouts...i don't much cre for american idiot (except for boulevard that song kicks major ass), but that is just my personal opinion...and anyone who has their album Warning check out castaway that song is so under-apprecciated and shoulda been on their international superhits album.
by keeper19 March 2, 2005
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d-day

To everyone with negative things to say about d-day: how about you show some fucking respect for the people who fought and died there. They are the reason you have many of the freedoms you enjoy, so shut the fuck up and show some appreciation.
Liberal assclowns have no reverence for those who have fought and died to maintain the blanket of freedom under which they sleep at night.
by Aaron December 8, 2003
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