your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by anonymous May 25, 2022

UR DAD

Ur dad is a bad comeback for ur mom

brandon: ur mom
leslie: ur dad
lauren: you both are losers

by Aubreysbat November 1, 2022

ameers dad

Ameers dad is lost forever,
some say he is god himself.

Yo where’s ameers dad?

Do not speak that name, he is a terrorist locked up in columbia with 2pac

by Ypdxucjk January 20, 2020

Stacy's dad

Cucked by a teenager who's into his wife

I feel really bad for Stacy's dad

by *intense rock and roll* December 7, 2021

monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017