lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.

"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"

by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017

Hot cross bum

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.

Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?

by Nicearse July 7, 2016

Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

home bum patty

a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.

Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.

by D.K.P May 5, 2020

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid

Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022