Stirring the beef

To Masturbate, Wank, Fap, "Rub one out", etc.

Stirring the beef means to Masturbate
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)

Stirring the beef by BloodyOxyness March 29, 2015

Roast Beef 

A female with a very bad Camletoe

She must work at Arby's, cause she has a bad roast beef

Roast Beef by Sprungjoker March 30, 2015

Roast beef 

A really black dick

Yo your boyfriend got that roast beef

Roast beef by Elmonstrico7 June 18, 2017

Shake The Beef 

Means shave the goose head, while waxing your unibrow.

Shake the beef

Shake The Beef by AFRO STEVE April 17, 2004

Kobe Beef 

1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.

2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.

1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.

Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.

2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?

Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.

Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!

Kobe Beef by dhawk123 January 1, 2010

Compressed Beef 

Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.

Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.

The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.

'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'

(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)

Compressed Beef by uglylittlespud March 5, 2012

Chief Beef

When someone twists your dick such as giving an indian burn until its raw red.

She gave me some pretty bad chief beef last night.

Chief Beef by ChiefBeefMaster69 May 21, 2018