thumb beat

To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.

Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor

by Aaron clark February 18, 2008

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

The Two Beats

The Two Beats is an amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TWO BEATS TODAY!! 😎😎😎

Oh my goodness did you see The Two Beats new Beatles cover?!! It's amazing!!

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

fire beats

a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said

person 1"i have aids"
person 2 "fire beats"

by googalooogabo March 30, 2024

mackerel beating

The Act of man masturbation in Shower

Jack got caught mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017