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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
mugGet the Captain assholemug.

Asshole

When an organization like Urban Dictionary controls the public opinion of terms like Feminism that offer equality and instead opts for definitions of people that hold no value in the term.
Urban Dictionary is an asshole for controlling the use of the term “feminism”.
by Loudandproud December 6, 2017
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

You
If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”
by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.
"You ASSHOLE! You are such a fucking bitch to have your full beam lights on now!
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

You
by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Something a girl has invetween her ass cheeks for guys to snack on in bed!👅
I ate her asshole for so long last night!”
by The ass eater 3000 November 28, 2017
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.
I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe
by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017
mugGet the Assholemug.

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