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Asshole

someone who goes out of their way to make someone’s day bad by doing something cruel
person: hey did you see that asshole spill someones drink on purpose?

asshole: yeah that was me
by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023
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Asshole

A guy who's really not a popular guy with other people.
Most people who knew the asshole wanted him dead, there wasn't much thought about him besides that.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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Ms.malone is a asshole

Ms.malone is a asshole
MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!
by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023
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asshole

asshole: usually people with weird over the top names.

these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.
cody: im so good at fortnite I have 5 WINS.

ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.
by rfddgsgh November 6, 2019
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incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
by The solitary definer May 26, 2013
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Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019
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