The Vagina Underground

A place to hang out with friends and have a few drinks. When you show up it is most likely a "cock fest" because all of the vagina is underground. When the ladies do show up, the guys are at home expecting the party to most likely be a "cock fest", so the undergound vagina can party without stupid drunk guys trying to get into their undergound.. vagina. AKA: The V.U.

Wow, I didn't realize we were coming to The Vagina Underground, I guess we'll have to fight instead.

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

Modest Vagina Syndrome

Anatonym to American Big Dick Syndrome

Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :

We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it

or

We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.

by Rational Thinker August 24, 2007

Your mom's vagina

Where I stuck my dick in last night

Me: "I stuck my dick in your mom's vagina"

by AshesDefinesShit June 26, 2021

nasty vagina shit

Brown shit that uzes out of your vagina from over materbation

Oh fuck i had a nasty vagina shit night

by kyle kms July 13, 2014

Bear Claw Vagina

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

by Alec Jay April 17, 2009

platypus-vagina blumpkin

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006

Shit Stained Vagina.

Yes. I made this phrase up.

"Your a Shit Stained Vagina and I hate you".
You are a shit stained vagina.

by The OGBG 2007 March 10, 2008