Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

tree trott

a European person who does controversial things on the internet.

Hey, did you see that new Tiktoker? He's such a tree trott.

by smthboutyou August 22, 2024

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position

Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.

by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024

Tree Climbin

Stacking your bread or stacking money.

I just been tree climbin my way to the top

by MG Lingo October 10, 2022

veteran tree

A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.

Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.

by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021

Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

by Double take July 10, 2025