Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

Funny Post

lol this is for when people search urban dictionary funny post

me: *searches urban dictionary funny post*

by Dicksmegee54634 May 30, 2018

bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.

Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!

by D-Word72 March 20, 2017

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

Post-Pipe Push

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.

Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.

Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.

by A GuyVegan October 19, 2017