A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
Get the Human Sock mug.When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
by catfishio December 4, 2011
Get the sock head mug.Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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Get the Sock beamers mug.Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.
Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011
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Get the socks in the glove box mug.When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
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