Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Sock

Acronym/ Some Other Cunts Kid

When dating a single mother; refers to any offspring she has from previous relationships

Sorry I can't play golf today, I've got to take the sock to his soccer game

by SteveCoastNZL September 10, 2016

Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.

Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:

by Autism Donor December 18, 2019

Sock

They smell bootifull

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Sweat socks

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock

“Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead

by Purple nurples December 11, 2019

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024