by sloppysex29 November 17, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. by LGBTowo October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
Get the Sloppy Miguelmug. by IngridHegg September 11, 2011
Get the Sloppy Heggmug. The act of gaping a man's asshole open and shitting inside of it. The male proceeds to ejaculate, piss, shit, vomit and spit in the gaping asshole. The partner then eats the concoction.
by Ascended manhole January 15, 2022
Get the Sloppy magoomug. Hey Dick, how are you?
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me
by MichaelVEK October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Melevo October 2, 2022
Get the Sloppy Pajamamug.