Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)

I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014

Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.

Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.

by Peebs_ June 12, 2019

I posted this to review definitions

Yes, do this word if you wanna review definitions.

Ok I posted this to review definitions

by Earthworm Sally September 30, 2020

Post this on ig reels

Commonly commented on tiktok videos of vulnerable groups, like disabled children or minorities. It basically means one wants to post a hate comment but it's not possible on tiktok.

This comment encourages the person to also post on Instagram Reels, as its filtering system allows comments to be more direct and even hateful.

- Look at this happy kid singing!
- post this on ig reels lil bro

by ab34d3 December 26, 2023

Post-MLG

An editing technique used during the late 2010’s and from the early 2020’s after the death of the MLG era of the internet.

Post-MLG is characterised by short, clippy segments like the original MLG format, however, Post-MLG is found inside longer videos, usually essays or reviews.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new joeseppi, pyrocynicalndumbsville video?

Guy 2: hu? What type of content do they make?

Guy 1: Post-MLG

Guy 2: oh ok

by Gronk: part ii November 21, 2023