chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021

Kenyan tomato pie

The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.

After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.

by jackiechansfirstwife December 9, 2008

Stepping in my pie

A phrase used to describe getting in someone's business.

Girl: "Here comes the girl you have a crush on. Go say Hi!"
Guy: "Quit stepping in my pie!" LOL
Girl: "I'm sorry. I just stepped in your pie. Didn't I?"

by EduardoG February 3, 2010

Chicken Pot Pie

You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.

"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."

by Mysticircle373 September 8, 2016

It's all cherry pie.

When being rejected to some plan you had with a friend, or any plan at all.

"Hey I can't come to that party with you tomorrow."

"Hey it's all cherry pie."

by Mi Amour May 16, 2009

strawberry creme pie

When a guy cums in a girl's ear and then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red-and-white mix

" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "

by Tintcold November 3, 2022

poontang pie in the sky

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

by anonymous November 27, 2022