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Mince Pie 

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.
Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like
Mince Pie by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020
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green hairy pie 

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing
how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
green hairy pie by da da dave February 4, 2010
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Barbecue moon pie 

A stereotypical remark made about blacks in the south because they indulge in moon pies and barbecue. Making a similar reference to menthol marijuana.
"Yo can a nigga get a barbecue moon pie and a grape soda?"
Barbecue moon pie by Dave N'Busta February 16, 2010

Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.
Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

banana cream pie 

When a man is fucking another man in the ass and he pulls out and cums on the other mans dick.
Man1: I'm about to cum!
Man2: Yeah baby, give me a banana cream pie.
Man1: Uhhhhnnnng!

poo-tang pie 

my girls giving me poo-tang pie for tea

Terracotta Pie 

A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.
Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!
Terracotta Pie by Da Buddha July 2, 2007