The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating.
by Georgie Slanks September 17, 2007
when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler
by ferrance January 24, 2010
A term used to define the odd, twisted. unusual, freaky, bizarre and often disturbing images confronted while browsing User Submitted material in the late night hours.
LNI - This belongs here
LNI - (Current month) Deathcount
LNI - NOPE
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Kill it with fire!
Late Night IMGUR (LNI)
LNI - (Current month) Deathcount
LNI - NOPE
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Kill it with fire!
Late Night IMGUR (LNI)
by Tweets88 May 17, 2013
1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.
2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.
3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.
3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
by Shadowwolf1138 October 16, 2016
the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
by 81halohunter December 02, 2010
A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
by Oneriwien July 29, 2012
The Judgment Night Soundtrack was a project conducted during the first Gulf War to develop the first rap-metal fusion. The project was led by the United States, and included scientists from Denmark, The United Kingdom and Canada. Formally designated as the Judgment Night Sounds Track (JNST), it refers specifically to the period of the project from 1990–1995 under the control of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, under the administration of General Leslie R. Groovesvoort. The scientific research was directed by American physicist J. Robert Blasterbeat.
The project's roots lay in scientists' fears since the 1970s that Iraq was also investigating rap-metal fusions of its own. Born out of a small research program in 1988, the Judgment Night Soundtrack eventually employed more than 130,000 people and cost nearly US$2 billion ($22 billion in current value). It resulted in the creation of multiple production and research sites that operated in secret.
Project research took place at over thirty sites across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. The three primary research and production sites of the project were the lyrical-production facility at what is now the Hanford Site, the metal-enrichment facilities at Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and the beats research and design laboratory now known as Los Alamos National Laboratory. The JNST maintained control over U.S. rap-metal production until the formation of the Raps-Metaled Commission in January 1996.
The project's roots lay in scientists' fears since the 1970s that Iraq was also investigating rap-metal fusions of its own. Born out of a small research program in 1988, the Judgment Night Soundtrack eventually employed more than 130,000 people and cost nearly US$2 billion ($22 billion in current value). It resulted in the creation of multiple production and research sites that operated in secret.
Project research took place at over thirty sites across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. The three primary research and production sites of the project were the lyrical-production facility at what is now the Hanford Site, the metal-enrichment facilities at Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and the beats research and design laboratory now known as Los Alamos National Laboratory. The JNST maintained control over U.S. rap-metal production until the formation of the Raps-Metaled Commission in January 1996.
Now a useless relic of the past, the Judgment Night Soundtrack remains functional as a roach clip stand.
by flits ripperton October 12, 2009