rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.

Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN

by DUk369 February 14, 2012

Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.

amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"

by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.

Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

burn

To leave quickly without fanfare

Sorry, I had to burn earlier cause my mom wanted me to come home and water the cactus.

by blink safely please December 13, 2008

Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare

I woke up with a devil burn on my arm

by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020

AHH IM BURNING!

what is said when someone is on fire and is burning. normally these people are on fire or are using a hyperbole because they feel very hot.

mostly said by idiots wearing a jacket in the summertime

Josh: Why are you wearing a hoodie? It's 93 degrees out here!
Josh's Mom: AHH IM BURNING!

by hearttcringe October 27, 2023