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free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 23, 2022
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free use kink

the desire to be sexually “used” by a partner anytime, anywhere. Once considered niche
girl: "I have a free use kink, you can f*ck me wherever, whenever AND however you like"
boy: "oh sh*t"
by nunissi123 January 7, 2024
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From The River To The Sea Palestine Will Be Free

From the river to the sea is a phrase most commonly seen in Pro Palestine protests. The River and Sea they mention refers to the Jordan River and The Mediterranean Sea. The country located between the river and the sea is Israel the native Jewish homeland. This phrase means to flood every Jew living between these boundaries to the Mediterranean Sea to kill them. The Palestine will be free part is after they flood all the Jews they want to establish an Islamic Extremist regime. The people who shout this phrase are mainly found to be college students who fall for propaganda.
Person 1 at a protest: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
Person 2, Jew: Why do you want to kill us?
Person 1: Because (insert historically modified false information)

Person 2: But why kill me? I didn’t do anything.

Person 1: My college professor from queer lgbt rat studies told me that.
by antiterrorisim February 21, 2024
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Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.
A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!
by God A4 July 10, 2022
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Free Hit

An individual of frail stature, easily overpowered by a more dominant figure.
“here he is boys… FREE HIT!!!”

“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”
by Free Hitters Anonymous December 11, 2024
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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Free Judea and Samaria

The correct term for Free Palestine. Judea and Samaria is the correct term for West Bank which was historically Jewish until the Arab settlers colonists stole the land and trying to make it "Palestine"
by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024
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