when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
by ferrance January 24, 2010
Get the chocolate covered night crawlermug. Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.
by Mac13 January 12, 2009
Get the Late Night Espresso Runmug. A term used to define the odd, twisted. unusual, freaky, bizarre and often disturbing images confronted while browsing User Submitted material in the late night hours.
LNI - This belongs here
LNI - (Current month) Deathcount
LNI - NOPE
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Kill it with fire!
Late Night IMGUR (LNI)
LNI - (Current month) Deathcount
LNI - NOPE
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Kill it with fire!
Late Night IMGUR (LNI)
by Tweets88 May 17, 2013
Get the Late Night IMGUR (LNI)mug. 1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.
2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.
3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.
3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
by Shadowwolf1138 October 16, 2016
Get the Laying out all nightmug. the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
by 81halohunter December 2, 2010
Get the M. Night Shamalan pissmug. A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
by Oneriwien July 29, 2012
Get the Drunken one night standmug. He is a night park ranger
by draegerfrog March 10, 2005
Get the night park rangermug.