Spud muffin 

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

Spud muffin by anonymous October 29, 2022

Man-Muffin 

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

Man-Muffin by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

sussy muffin 

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin

Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.

sussy muffin by anonymous December 20, 2022

tweaker muffin 

A Tweaker with a muffin top

Look at that tweaker muffin!

tweaker muffin by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

Butt Muffin by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

Putz muffin by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

Putz muffin by Hob knobber June 4, 2023