Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
by Noot noot December 30, 2016
A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey
Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out
Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
by Wilddingo25 September 14, 2019
Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.
by Christ\ February 07, 2023
by aizaomi April 20, 2022
A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 06, 2023
When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
by CreeperAu February 09, 2021
P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP April 09, 2018