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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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Muds my truck

“Man that really muds my truck!”
by Double Diesal April 17, 2022
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Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
mugGet the Mud turkeymug.

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime
"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"
by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025
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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by lovepier September 18, 2021
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mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading
"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"
by Dustin Ross June 3, 2007
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Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.
I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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