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Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025
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Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.
Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.
by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018
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sandy pickle

When you are having sex on the beach and you stick you dick in the sand and then in her.
I gave her the sandy pickle
by Hokpoke August 28, 2018
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pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.
My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.
by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021
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Whatever seasons your pickle

Someone would say some thing, and then you would say whatever seasons your pickle
by Heluvsko December 20, 2022
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shreks pickle

An utter gorgeous specimen that people can relate to..
“Oh lovely my shReks pIckLe is aT it again!”
by Kn0bg0b April 19, 2019
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