The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.
Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.
by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

by Hokpoke August 28, 2018

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.
by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021

by Heluvsko December 20, 2022

by Kn0bg0b April 19, 2019
