I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

I'm Not The Reason You're Mad

I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.

Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."

Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020

I'm so good syndrome

When you think you're so skilled, but in reality it's your teammates/characters that are doing all the heavy lifting. Resorting in you falling behind.

Josh: "wow I thought this game was supposed to be hard, I've cleared 11 stages already! I'm the best at this game". In reality Josh pulled a 5 star hero early on.

Josh was later on team wiped on stage 15, for disregarding lobby upgrades, and for not paying attention to his hero's needs/upgrades; Thus he has I'm so good syndrome.

by GRimmyWImmy November 12, 2025

I'm Not Jamhal

Obviously. That should be obvious by now.

Hym "I'm not Jamhal either."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2024

If I'm the bitch

if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.

If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

I'm yo daddy

Friend whos yo new daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom

by godgody June 10, 2020