Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation
by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

by Henson Bean August 3, 2023

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.
My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

by $PeachitUp$ August 21, 2022

A scummy swamp abomination of a drink, comprising one part coke and one part beer (preferably a heavy, yeasty one). The head on this evil motherfucker leaves a filthy brown residue on the glass wherever it touches, which crusts magnificently, creating a vengeful spectacle for hungover eyes the next morning.
The night was going swell until Max suggested we whip up some Dirty Fuckers . The rest is a brown blur.
by Morphineus September 17, 2017

by Dancedancedancedance November 28, 2023

by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021
