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French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?
by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024
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Frenched

A form of kissing between partners, involving the tongue exploring the other’s mouth.

The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27
In the middle of the night, Tom was walking down the street, when he saw his friend Carolyn, wearing barely any clothing. She wore only a skinny bra top and jean shorts. He suddenly wanted her. Tom walked up to her, and pushed Carolyn up against a wall, and pressed his body against her. She was surprised, and started to get excited. She had been eyeing him for a while, and had wanted him so bad. He started kissing her. She kissed back. This went on for a moment until he frenched her. She moaned slightly, and closed her eyes, simultaneously leaning her head back. Then, he started to dry-hump her. She liked the feeling of his jeans rubbing against her bare skin. Then, Tom led Carolyn to his house, where his parents had just left for a weeklong vacation.
by Monosloq December 24, 2024
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French vacuum

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason
I spotted the legendary French vacuum
by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024
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French favor

An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"
Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship
someone: oh she’s in a french couple!
by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024
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“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”
“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.
by Appletree327 December 29, 2024
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French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.
He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.
by Maniconwords December 31, 2024
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